The Epic Cockroach Fight

 And dance!

I thought I was safe, that with the weather getting cooler, day by day, the chance of encountering a massive cockroach was virtually nil. 

I was lulled into a false sense of security. I told myself that all these awful critters would be hibernating now, it would be safe to go into the kitchen or bathroom without standing at the threshold checking corners and floors!

I was pottering around in the kitchen. Trying to wash dishes and figure out who wanted what for dinner. Our main meal is lunch; dinner is always a bit hit and miss, depending on people's schedules. Most evenings, Mikey is out and will either get something out or just a quick meal when he gets back. Christopher and I usually eat leftovers from lunch. David makes himself something when he wakes up.

As I was frying some hamburgers, I saw something move on the wall next to the stove. I wasn't panicked, as we've had a lot of harvest spiders. It then started to move rather fast. I turned and saw a massive cockroach!  It must have been at least 7 cm long (about 2 inches!).

The drama begins!

Mikey was just finishing some noodles he had made for himself. I shouted for him to help, he stood up and just looked at the cockroach, asking what he should do. At this point, I'm dancing around, I can't keep still, I take a step toward it, then two back, two forward, three back. Hannah poked her head out of my room and asked if I was choreographing a new dance!

I told Mikey to get rid of it. He got some tissue to try and grab it and throw it outside. But it's faster than Mikey and drops down on the counter behind the stove top. I dashed in to grab the food off the stove. It then went under the oven. Mikey said, "It's gone," but I know it's there and will come out again, so we moved the oven.  Under the oven was this old oil, I think it spilt out when I did a tray bake. The cockroach got stuck in that, but could still move rather fast. It fell on the floor, then got swept outside!

It's November, we should not be having these things; summer is bad enough! 

Moving the oven was a good idea, even though it wasn't planned. I didn't know there was oil underneath, as it was in the middle and not visible. I tried to clean the area, but it's too deep for me to reach. I honestly don't understand the design at all. Behind the sink, counter and stove, there is a deep shelf that is basically dead space. I had the oven on there, but it's too far back to use properly. I have to throw things in, and lifting hot pans out is dangerous.

The shelf behind the counter

With the counter, it's too deep.

I have no idea why my mother-in-law had this put in; she was shorter than me. If I have to stand on tiptoes to reach it, there's no way she could reach it!  One more reason to rip out this kitchen and start again!

I just had a weather alert. There's a frost advisory for tonight. I hope that deals with these insects!