They're Here

 The cockroaches!

David ordered some cockroaches to start a business of selling them to people who keep lizards as pets.

He has to let them breed until he has a few thousand, then he can start to sell them. 

They are not in the house, they are not coming into the house, ever! 

The cats would play with them, maybe eat them, so the only safe place would be in my room, and that is an absolutely no, never going to happen scenario.

David was asleep when they came; Christopher bought the package in. It looked like the pack that the cat's flea medicine comes in. I told Christopher to open it to see if it was the cockroaches or the flea medicine. He opened it and showed me. I screamed, not a high pitch lady like scream, but a deep, gruff sound, more like a growl than a scream. Christopher said I sounded like an old man!

David is having far too much fun with these cockroaches. He walks up to me, grinning. I can see the cogs turning in his brain, thinking of all the pranks he could pull.  

This morning we were chatting in the kitchen, facing each other and drinking. David suddenly started to laugh. He asked, "Why are we standing in the kitchen, facing each other and drinking?" It was a bit weird!

I really hope he can make money with this little business. He needs to change his job as the night shifts are making him ill, but the daytime jobs just don't pay enough. If he can make something with this business, then he can get a part-time job locally.

David with Fluffy.

Here's hoping that cockroaches are popular!